Taking a page (or is it a post?) from Brad DeLong’s long-running laments on the state of journalism in general, I have been reading the coverage of the Chrome announcement and keep asking myself “why, oh why, can’t we have better tech journalism?”
Take, for example, ZDNet’s gutter-to-gutter coverage which, I’m afraid, simply ends in the intellectual gutter. Larry Dignan’s piece does the profession no favors by simply recycling the tried-and-true blogger formula for traffic generation:
I know about X, Google did Y, which is clearly *all about* X
The best of this flavor of “story” approaches the quality level of a plausible but objectively outlandish conspiracy theory, often pulling together bits of fact with a healthy dose of wild speculation (journalistically couched as the unfounded and unquestioned opinion of some supposedly credible third party).
ZDNet piles all aboard the loony-bin express with Paula Rooney’s “analysis” piece, helpfully asking the non-question “is this a prelude to Google acquiring Mozilla?”. In what twisted alternate universe would this wild, hair-brained straw-man garner a full ‘graf in a legit online publication, let alone a respected print daily? A small, tiny dig into the strategy of Google’s Mozilla search placement deal and the infrastructure of the Chrome browser would lead anyone (and everyone) to conclude that Google’s interest here is in keeping the browser a viable platform by any means necessary, not that they would ever gain anything by “acquiring” MoCo or MoFo (an even more nutty idea, since it would be difficult for a 501(c)3 organization to transfer resources and assets to a for-profit entity anyway).
The strategic and tactical incoherence continues with the daringly dumb quote:
Larry Dignan of ZDnet suggests that perhaps Google and Mozilla are working together as a tag team to defeat Microsoft’s Internet Explorer, and that Google may perhaps purchase the Mozilla Firefox crew and integrate the two code bases to deliver a kock out punch to Microsoft’s IE. Will Mozilla become Google browser labs? Given the close cooperation of the two projects, it’s more than possible.
The coupe-de-disgrace belongs to PC World, though. After laying out 7 sensible, but “we’re just cribbing this from the press release, really” reasons to like Chrome they proceed to indulge in 7 forehead-slappingly idiotic reasons why you might consider something announced as a Beta to be…well…a beta. It feels kinda dirty just linking to it. Luckily, the PC World crew was able to get it together enough to publish a scoop-free “I played with it for 5 minutes” piece that WaPo wasn’t embarrassed to run, although the “like being there!” aspect really looses it’s punch when anyone can download the beta and, well, be there.
At least with Wired you know you’ll be getting fawning access journalism without the pretense of objectivity, but damnit, it’ll be well written and vaguely cogent.
I won’t even start on the blags. It’s to depressing. I’ll except Ajaxian and Philipp Lenssen here as they added some useful background from the inside perspective and scooped the story (respectively). “Citizen journalism” has a loooong way to go before it earns a place in the 4th estate, though.
Why, oh why, can’t we have better tech journalists?