Stickers?
Oh hai.
You were probably sent this link in the hope of receiving Frances Berriman-designed anti-javascript-javascript-club
stickers.

So let's do this lo-fi: plonk your address in the form and, to the best of my abilities – no guarantees – I'll mail you some with the next batch. That could be tomorrow, that could be 3 months from now. It is what it is.
Right now I'm sending a few each of the anti-javascript-javascript-club
and no-vanity-metrics
variety, but if you want to distribute more to a deserving group, make your case in the notes field and let me know how many would cover your situation and how to contact you electronically.