Ok, ok. I've done my bitching and moaning, for years in person and more recently in blog form. I've listened to the interminable discussions at conferences about how everyone knows exactly what's wrong with Twitter and how terribly hard it is to be so popular, and to this day I've escaped such a fate -- to the extent that Pete even made a fake me who, true to form, is nearly as infrequent a poster as I am here. But no longer. Behold! An empty, lame n00b account!