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Alex, Thanks for the response. I couldn't find an email address or other way of posting the question directly to you. So, I thought why not publicly post it to get people to share their ideas (and potentially your experience).

My apologies if it was weird.

No apologies needed! It was weird in an astonished-but-awesome sort of way. Also, it worked. You can reach me privately in the future at slightlyoff at chromium dot org or alex at dojotoolkit dot org.