For some reason Chris — fearless pirate leader that he is — thought it hilarious to have me follow not only Billy Hoffman's outstanding security talk, but also Brendan Eich's never-fail wit and delivery. Funny in that "watching people walk the plank...good times" sort of way. I was also between a bunch of people who (apparently) know how to drink and a truly awesome Google-sponsored party. No pressure. None at all.
I'll be talking more about this at Google I/O next month, so if you missed JSConf, hopefully I'll see you there.